how awesome would it be to have a moped.

i mean seriously!  a moped!  i mean i've got a car and everything for serious highway driving, but a moped would be incredible!  who really needs to go faster than 45 anyway?  it's either a moped or a super nice acoustic guitar.  but if i had a moped, an acoustic guitar probably wouldn't fit on it.  but a guitar doesn't drive you anywhere, and a moped gets better gas mileage anyway.  you put gasoline in a guitar and light it on fire and it MIGHT blow you a few feet.  but with a moped, you're talkin MILES.  

in other news, winds up to really fast mph today, and we took a trip to ocracoke island which is about 45 minutes plus a ferry ride away.  last year it was rated the #1 beach in america!  today...not so much #1.  but there's this place called howards where you can get really good burgers and fries, and we walked on a road called Back Rd.  for a really long time.  my car is SO dirty from all the sandy grossness that is the beach...i absolutely HAVE to wash my car AND my clothes tomorrow.  i wish they had one big washing machine that washed everything.  clothes, cars, your hands, dishes, you name it.  just throw it in with some Tide (the kind with Febreeze of course) and out it pops, sparkling clean!  it would have to POP out too.  maybe like a toaster.  

also...have you ever thought about how strawberry twizzlers taste NOTHING like strawberries?  i paid $3.89 for gas today!  YEEEAAAAHHH!!!  5 gallons for 20 bucks baby!   i saw the mopeds soon after i put the gas in...that probably has something to do with the first paragraph.  also...HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM!